“American Citizens outraged about the Gift President Obama received from Poland. The gift is the so called “Roleplaying Game” “Witcher 2″ in which the player assumes the role of the murderer-for-hire-rapist Geralt. With us today an expert on videogame violence. Hallo, Dr. Stennis”
“Hallo, Lucy.”
“Dr. Stennis, you yourself played this game, what are the goals of the game? I hear it includes Full-Frontal Nudity.”
“That is correct Lucy. The goal of the game is to rape as many women as possible, no matter the race.”
“Absolutely shocking. However we have another guest, Dickin Yurface from CD Projekt Red.”
“Hi, Lucy.”
“Mr. Yurface, why did CD Projekt create a game with the goal to rape as many women as possible?”
“Well first of al-”
“What kind of message would this game send to our children? What happened with great games like Pac Man?”
“Eh, as i wa-”
“Sorry Mr. Yurface we’re running out of time.”